Something Awful on dollar stores

Skribblez posted:

I once bought some ambiguous food item, simply called "Keck".
It was about the size of an average brick, and seemed like some kind of immitation-cake. There was a choice between strawberry and "cocoa explosion".
Probably the worst thing I've ever consumed... Had diarrhea the same day.

KECK
Intransitive verb
1. To heave or to retch, as in an effort to vomit.
Noun
1. An effort to vomit; queasiness.