Heroes s03e14

classtoise posted:
Claire, did you really need to whore yourself up to visit your biological grandmother?

Mah Pokeymans posted:
I traded $20 for a baby seemed fair at the time

Superabound posted:
Oh I get it, white guys get to be Senators and businessmen, but the Indian with a freakin PhD has to drive a cab for a living.

Superabound posted:
I was wondering if someone had a chart explaining all of this show's shifting loyalties but then i realized i could make one myself by randomly scribbling on a piece of paper.

Jingleheimer posted:
Hugs! Peter's greatest weakness.

Superabound posted:
Hey remember the New Orleans chick whose power was she could learn shit by having seen it before? Too bad Peter never absorbed THAT SHIT.

Raditts posted:
METAL GEAR CLAIRE

Raditts posted:
And this is where Lost and Heroes combine to create the ultimate clusterfuck TV show.

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JustV posted:
Sylar the sociopath is back. It's been too long.
EDIT: and by too long I mean three episodes since his last mood swing.

MonkeysWithGuns posted:
What with Sylar's constant flip-flopping, I'm starting to suspect that every time the Petrelli boys access their powers, they're also activating what I like to call their Inner 'Tard.

404GoonNotFound posted:
Come on sweet time paradox, wipe all the stupidity away...

Aww Cute Kitty! posted:
OH CHRIST CLAIRE DON'T TOUCH YOURSELF IN THE PAST

Recursive posted:
I thought everybody knew this.

MonkeysWithGuns posted:
Claire is 1/4 Petrelli. That means she's also 1/4 tard.

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Asnorban posted:
Oh god, another week another shitty Jeph Loeb comic plug. This time Hiro just HAD to buy Ultimatum. Fuck you Jeph Loeb.

Heather Papps posted:
Man does any one ever need any real evidence ever to convince Sylar of anything?

Deranged Hermit posted:
Hiro: teleporting this show to a time that didn't suck.

Whip Slagcheek posted:
Seriously, Sylar? You had to kill off Elle? YOU ALREADY HAD HER POWER! Stop the senseless killing of eye candy.

Alexandr posted:
Man, this show fucking HATES women. Eden, Candice, Nikki, Elle? If not for the fact that Claire keeps coming back after getting killed, the show might not have any hot chicks left on it.

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Kipory posted:
Mohinder! With the power of Leprosy!

Kipory posted:
Honestly I really just want Mo or the Ho to die.

Jiro posted:
That's right stare at the eclipse guys lose your powers and your sight.

Jkrotch posted:
Let's just read this comic that tells the future one panel at a time. No need to look ahead.

Kipory posted:
I'm getting Buffy flashbacks. HRG as Giles owns.

Raditts posted:
That's right Nathan, the best way to deal with paramilitary sects in foreign jungles is to tell them you're American.

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Jiro posted:
So all non natural mutations make people turn into bugs?

Menorah on Fire posted:
Giving a 10 year old the ability to stop time and make a rube goldberg machine is a bad idea.

Emerson Cod posted:
How did Elle only burn Sylars shirt off?

Nohman posted:
Sylar and Wolverine shop for pants at the same outlet store.

Randi chalenger posted:
ITS THE WORLD NATHAN, IT IS YOUR OYSTER SO TO SPEAK.

HClChicken posted:
Next we learn that nathan has the same power as peter/ sylar/ pa. He just doesn't know how to use it other than picking up the flying power.

Menorah on Fire posted:
He learned how to fly when he empathized with his wife's feelings of "FUCK I WISH I COULD FLY OUT OF THIS CAR RIGHT NOW"

Jiro posted:
Welp, time to save the cheerleader again. (again, and again)

Rageaholic Monkey posted:
Save the catalyst, save the world

BeeTee posted:
Save the plot, save the show.

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IShallRiseAgain posted:
darn, maya is still alive.

raditts posted:
Hahaha, Elle's so lame. "My only weakness... a bucket of water!"

Menorah On Fire posted:
Don't shake his hand.
"Nice to meet you."
"Nice to steal your power BZZZZZ"

aude omnia posted:
Does dream telepathy need THAT many whooshing camera angles?

Eronarn posted:
Goddamnit Meredith we get it already

Cheeseball IV posted:
HAY DID YOU KNOW I MAKE FIRES?

jscolon 2.0 posted:
YOUR FEAR IS MAKING ME STRONGAH

JOlly McJollyson posted:
Well, in fairness the dialogue between her and matt has been so fucking terrifyingly creepy that it doesn't surprise me at all.
"We'll be MARRIED! It's in our FUTURE!"
"Oh...hello terrifying, doughy man I just met."

Sex offendin Link posted:
nathan you idiot your dad being secretly alive is about the LEAST unlikely thing that's happened to you over the past year